Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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DUE TO YOUR PEDOPHILIA ANAL ALAN all your WONDERFUL WRITTEN SONGS and anything else GOES TO THE SCALES OF JUSTICE DISCRETION DIRECTIONS WITH INSTRUCTIONS because of your NO COMPUNCTION.
DUE TO YOUR PEDOPHILIA ANAL ALAN all your WONDERFUL WRITTEN SONGS and anything else GOES TO THE SCALES OF JUSTICE DISCRETION DIRECTIONS WITH INSTRUCTIONS because of your NO COMPUNCTION.
Songs in songwriter form go in the SEWER RAIN but ADAM NOAH LEVINE and MAROON FIVE before he just RETIRES will SING HIS FINAL NUMBER one SONG as now I LOVE EVERYONE I will give you the chorus that is why the song will sit long time at HOT 100 number on.e and HERE WE GO....BEING RUNG DOWN ,MOVING THAT MOVING THAT MOVING THAT FROWN TRAVELING , TRAVELING UP AND DOWN SEXUAL LIGHT DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND, OOOOOOH AHHHHHH ASSH0LE NOT PENELOPE LICKING HER ASS GETTING CAUGHT EVERYBODY WATCHING BEING RUNG DOWN.I AM NOT SORRY...JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE
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This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
by Eternal_ May 21, 2024
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