double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

Double dipping

When a couple is making love and the male pulls out to ejaculate so he does not impregnate her. Then after he fully cums he proceeds to continue right where he left off.

Hey Ian, man I tell you what; I was Double Dipping in Elizabeth all night since I don't need a kid just yet.

Niiiiccceee Jacob!

by HandsomeRan October 14, 2020

double tune

When you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song.

A: Have you heard the song "500 miles" yet?
B: I LOVE that song, I even double tuned it on my iPod

by nightyday January 15, 2010

Double Fudge Sickle

When two black men engage in gay sex. The top pulls out, and the bottom gives the top fellatio.

Steve gave Jered his double fudge sickle after some hot steamy but sex.

by Bruce Plamen February 8, 2024

The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.

Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night

by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025

double wax'n

when you wax a furry animal completely bald, skin them alive, and then wax the skinned animal's bloody muscles and exposed flesh parts.

1.hey dude did you just double wax my pet dog?
2.hey bro wanna go double wax'n some cats?

by double waxer September 10, 2025

Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022