Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.

Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese

by TheDr.4527 January 18, 2021

gorilla cheese sandwich

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

by UD.ElmoBear August 08, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich

A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.

Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?

by UD.ElmoBear August 08, 2023

Juju cheese

A deity that gives favors to humans.

I need help juju cheese

by Chemmax April 30, 2021

Pedestrian Grilled Cheese

When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest

Yo did u pedestrian grilled cheese that shawty last night or what?

by Sandyclams January 16, 2024

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 21, 2024

Cheese Whiz

A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.

Hey babe, wanna do the Cheese Whiz? Not again you got it all over my feet last time

by LoveEef September 09, 2022