Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months

Your mom is one to fuck.

by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023

Ur mom

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty

Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"

by Somedoodthatisbored May 20, 2020

UR MOM

Ur mom is a important part of every sentence.

Joe: Hey, what r u doing today?

Deez: UR MOM

by urmomisgoodsoup April 7, 2022

Mom animal

Animal in one or more rooms in the house of current residence

Person:My mom animal is a dog

Other person:What’s a mom animal
Person :the animal all over your house
Other person:oooh

by Jessica ramsedaj February 23, 2021

ur mom

a commonly used phrase, a lot of the time is used in BO2 lobby's when people say the n-work

"ur a n*****" ur MOM

by FadedX May 27, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

your mom

your mom is PUSSAY

YOUR MOM

by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022