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Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.
He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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not safe for life

Any video or image that depicts particularly graphic material such as a dog getting kicked or a disemboweled horse.
Hey, do you want see an image of a dead dog?

-Kevin
No, why would I want to see that? That’s not safe for life.
-Joe
by wordbrodgg September 9, 2023
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EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
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I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.
Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??
by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023
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Set for life

I got set for life then my parents went.;
by EddieBrock5 October 27, 2023
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bye ur life

bye ur life is like when your mad instead of saying fuck you you say bye ur life but not in a serious argument
gigi: mia lets go dance
mia: i don’t wanna dance rn
gigi: bye ur life
by fuckmybabydaddy December 24, 2023
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The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to give life meaning. What your life means is up to you. You’re free to choose what your life is meant for. Your destiny is yours to decide.
What do you think the meaning of life is?’
‘I think the meaning of life is to make your life mean something. And also milfs.’
by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024
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