FART

A GAS THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR HEAD ALSO UR UGLY

*FARTS* PERSON: MMMMH ME: WHAT THE HELL

by my boyfriend is draco malfoy February 1, 2022

Fart denial

When you erotically plug someone’s anus to deny them of a fart until comand is given with help of a finger or a butt plug. This act sends pleasure to all receptors in the person of the participant receiving this dark sexual torture that is only for the ones sick enough to approach it. This is sometimes mixed with edging.

I like when my girlfriend dominates me with fart denial it’s so sexy

by Bigbakckguysmen July 2, 2024

Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022

Fart Hazard

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.

Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.

by Rocket_Scooter August 31, 2017

alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

puss fart

a fart that comes out the vagina.

Alyson was working out and let the biggest puss fart slip out.

by kngarland February 10, 2025