A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug. This is when you are giving someone, or something, anal. After you finish, you get a lighter, and light your now brown shlong on fire and ejaculate flammable semen. As you do this, you will roar, like a dragon (of course) and proceed to run around, naked
BRO I JUST GAVE STEPHANIE CURRY THE MADDEST "Brown Dragon"
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD
by xX_Brown_Dragoner69420_Xx July 22, 2021
Get the Brown Dragonmug. "Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"
by whizkidddd February 9, 2013
Get the Brown Batterymug. He is the coolest guy who u would fall in love with instantly he plays sport all the fucking shit and he has abs and the fluffy most prettiest hair in the world he has a personality and he is kind of a bully but he doesn’t mean it he is naughty and gets in trouble all the time by his admirer……when I first saw him I always called him hottie boy he does now know I like him…..I wish he liked me back…. Kaan-Alessio-dilan-will-Dominic and these other year 7s
by OACC LIVY August 7, 2023
Get the William brownmug. 
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Get the Brown Houdinimug. A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.
by Daphnedoes March 17, 2022
Get the Rudolf the brown-nosed reach aroundmug.