Crackhead Troll Baby

A bitch who constantly copy’s your every move, every phrase etc. they want your life and they wanna own you. They also never shut the fuck up and are way too sensitive. They also make everything a competition and can’t take a hint, every one wants this bitch dead and that’s the tea

Girl 1: omg she follows her around like a dog

Girl 2: yeah Ik she’s suck a crackhead troll baby

by Nerdlyz September 1, 2018

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a
baby with someone & you're wishing you could
be a family. You keep thinking about your baby
daddy despite the reason you aren't together,
and want to be intimate w/ him.

"Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby
daddy blues bad. I'm so mad at him, but I just
keep thinking about him."

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, it’s so weird. I must have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021

Your baby a lady

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.

Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes

by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

Baby Bottle Pop

Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.

I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.

by Mario616 February 20, 2021

Baby white whale

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back

that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast

by bamcole101 November 21, 2016