what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

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What am I doing

Hey you remember Arion!? The Israeli cabinet member who changed his mind on Gaza? It means WARRIOR LION, Arion. Arion or Aaron means WARRIOR LION in Hebrew. And I would know.

Hym "What am I doing, Matt the FAGGOT? Making jews cry and changing minds. Manually. And I don't need a group. I just use my 180 IQ. Fucking dork. He ask Arion why he changed his mind. I'll bet you 1 million dollars I can guess what he says. Hell, I'll shut up forever if he says 'Matt the faggot from the majority report.' Who was Seinfeld crying about? Huh? You think he sees Gaza in a different light? NOT YOU! IT WASN'T YOU! Give Arion a call and then tell me what I did, bitch. Fucking sissy. You're going to need to work out."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

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If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

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