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penis

a part of the male body
penis
by jameswhite69 June 2, 2022
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Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.
Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”
by Codedher December 25, 2019
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Penis holder

Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.
Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”
by Phat nyash December 7, 2022
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beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis
by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015
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Penis tip of Canada

Where Toronto and the surrounding areas are, includes Ottawa and Montreal.
"i live in Toronto!"
"you live in the Penis tip of Canada?"
by Freecorn1854 August 3, 2023
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noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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