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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.
by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017
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ur mom

Ur mom is hot lol
by ObamaXkanyesouth July 29, 2021
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Your mom

that redstone is bigger than your mom
by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022
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Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.
High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
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Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.
You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫
by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021
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by your dad69420 November 15, 2021
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