Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.
Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.
Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17
Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17
Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018
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Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020
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A word directly talking bout your female parental figure (aka. Your mother), usually used as an insult
"That's a nice argument you got there, unfortunately; ur mom"
"I'm tired of life"
"IM TIRED OF UR MOM"
"PIKACHU seems interested in UR MOM"
"Previously cranked a bomb, now I'm gonna crank ur mom-"
"I'm tired of life"
"IM TIRED OF UR MOM"
"PIKACHU seems interested in UR MOM"
"Previously cranked a bomb, now I'm gonna crank ur mom-"
by anonymous January 2, 2022
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Hey SARAH why does JACQUELINE happen to like the SUB LIME in my DRINK as their favorite group as tell.you what gave DAVID CARL DRUMMOND my friend get a MOM CHARTER to SILICON VALLEY and bring ANAL ALAN his winnings that DR. SARAH put in that SLOT MACHINE called , CRYSTAL STAR!!!!
Well JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS as how can you get bored when you had the FIRST FIVE STAR HOTEL AND HOTEL in the world WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL have AI ALEXA fully installed before anybody setting a precedent as MOM CHARTER can be some of your PLANE'S NAMES in your SILVER HEELS CINCINNATI as don't ignore that FLEETWOOD MAC LOVER as they made your SILVER HEELS ALEXA.
This is LIVE MOM CHARTER as you are just so perfect for JIGSAW , as you think new CEO and by the way I have a set of keys to get your MOM CHARTER flying as AARON says just " LOOK IT UP" ad it will be as awesome!!!!
Well JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS as how can you get bored when you had the FIRST FIVE STAR HOTEL AND HOTEL in the world WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL have AI ALEXA fully installed before anybody setting a precedent as MOM CHARTER can be some of your PLANE'S NAMES in your SILVER HEELS CINCINNATI as don't ignore that FLEETWOOD MAC LOVER as they made your SILVER HEELS ALEXA.
This is LIVE MOM CHARTER as you are just so perfect for JIGSAW , as you think new CEO and by the way I have a set of keys to get your MOM CHARTER flying as AARON says just " LOOK IT UP" ad it will be as awesome!!!!
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
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