national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

Kids

Loved by Crazen.

Crazen slows his car in areas with kids. - SmugGD

by mythic_existence October 17, 2021

Fortnite Kid

Another term for a fatherless kid

Kid 1: look at that Fortnite kid!
Kid 2: I heard his dad left him when he was 2

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

Corridor Kid

That one asshole that everyone has to deal with at school, either a bitchy girl or a stupid ass boy that goes down the corridor pushing people around like they own the world.

They’re so up their ass that’s it’s unbelievable, they do eventually learn their lesson after they barge into someone that they shouldn’t of.

Corridor kids are so annoying, all they do is cause trouble.

by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Heavy kid

Jxzt5898 is a heavy kid

Jxzt5898 your a heavy kid you

by Heavy kidd September 29, 2025

It's your kids

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.

Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

That Kid Kevin

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.

Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022