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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.
John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"
by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024
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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
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culvers farts

Culvers farts is when you eat a ton of culvers and fart so hard you shit your pants.
bro these culvers farts are crazy i've thrown away three pairs of my louie v undies.
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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Trash Fart

the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.
did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants
by Fresh Tarts March 5, 2022
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Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020
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Fart

When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...
my dad's fart smells awful
by fartinshit May 13, 2022
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