cock block

The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend

Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick

by split_allen1 October 13, 2010

Quaver Cock

1. A medical condition whereby your cock is continuously infested with smegma.

2. An insult aimed at another man's manhood

1. "Please doctor, I don't know what to do! My quaver cock is acting up again and all I can smell is my cheese!"

2. "Oh shut the fuck up Dave, you quaver cock, you'll play in goal and that's final."

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

cock blocker

Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.

mike..."i am so fuck off right now"

mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"

by duttyriddem July 19, 2010

Cock Ketchup

When a girl is bleeding out of her vagina (aka her period) we will call this cock ketchup

When harry was putting his cock in sallys buns, kate asked them if they wanted some cock ketchup with those buns

by Sliky vagina August 14, 2010

cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(

Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .

by veryboredrightnow August 27, 2010

cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton

when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?

by bakerbabexx November 3, 2010

cock mongrole

a slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person is disliked made by a kid named frankey in the 8th grade (this word is not known by many people)

dude that kid is such a cock mongrole

f**k you. you cock mongrole!

by Frankey May 2, 2006