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Friends

I don't have any friends!
by 3/5 Jesus February 12, 2021
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Friend

You don't have any, thats why your browsing this word.
You: Mom said In need to get a friend
by Dick tronary February 14, 2021
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Right Honourable Friend

"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...

This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...
will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...
by HauntingPast February 15, 2021
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Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.
by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021
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Friend

1-real
2-fake
A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)
by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021
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friends

"Guys, I have friends! But they're imaginary.."
by sdflvkmnfjdksl; February 23, 2021
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fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.
guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
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