Slipping one past the goalie

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina

Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.

My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

by JMuny July 11, 2014

One fry short of a happy meal.

Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck

That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Kill every last one of them

A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.

Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!

by Thatsnotgaybro October 10, 2019

cool story bro no one cares

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

that one got my cock throbbing

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.

Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing

by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021