Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021

roy w brown middle school

shitty school that claims to be "diverse" when in reality is 50% filipino.

student: hey what's the hw?
teacher: excuse me? i'm a roy w brown middle school teacher, therefore i am racist. go to detention for no reason.

by unsmart asian?!? woah insane!! March 12, 2023

Brown Smokey's

To take a bong hoot out of the anal cavity.

Did you hear about that chick doing brown smokey's all night?

by -GanjaQueeeeeen December 22, 2010

big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 20, 2025

Cloud of Brown

When a turd is flushed, but does not go down and ends up sitting in the toilet water. When it sits for many hours degrading, when the toilet flushes a again and disrupts the environment and creates a "cloud of brown" in the toilet water.

Oh boy, I just found the deuce you dropped a few hours ago still bobbing in the toilet! Oh boy did I shake up a cloud of brown in the toilet water when I flushed it down. Here's a saying. "When you happen upon a turn in the toilet bowl, flush it down, just be prepared to create a cloud of brown"

by Johnjovi64 June 27, 2022

newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024