Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.
by Moignon April 25, 2025

by Sammy983 December 22, 2023

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

What adults (usually book authors and producers for kids shows) think is funny to us. Guys farts aren't funny, in some cases they can be but not in tv shows or books for kids. Can you guys just stop it with the farts in kids shows, I can only name 2 that don't really do that, jeez.
Person 1: hey did you fart?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?
Person 2:what?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?
Person 2:what?
by Fuckinguhhhhhh August 18, 2019

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
