what hafen vella

This is a famous 2013 clip from a Filipino variety show called It's ShowTime directed by Bobet Vidanes (who the impersonator claimed to have been the person who asked him to do the improvising for this famous clip), it features a dude trying to impersonate the actor Taylor Lautner playing Jacob from the movie Twilight. The guy is introduced by ShowTime host Billy Crawford and then he goes on to say those lines: what hafen vella? why u cryin gen? ay nou. vamfayir rait? vamfayir will peyt 2 me. eeeddwaaarrddd? ay trust u 2 protik vella. wwwaayy ddiddd sheee nnooottt. ayyyy wwilll sssuurrreeee uuuu dddayyyyy eeedddwwwaaarrrddddd. ayyy wwilll sssuuurrreee uuuu ddayyyyy. frum now, cheeeeesssseeeee moinnnneeee. ayyyy haaaavveeee dddddiiiieeee eeevverrryydddeeeeyyy wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeiiiittttinnnnngggggg 4 uuuuuu ddaadddyyy ddonnnttt beeee aaapppprreeedddd ayyyyy wiilll lluvvvveeee uuuu fffooorrr aaaaa tttauuuusssaaaaaaannnddd yyeeeaaarrrsss. In 2025, the clip suddenly went viral on YouTube, with so many remixes and edits of it being made, even inspiring a Tiktok trend where people lip sync to the audio. Even in the latest (as of the time im writing) video made by the actual Taylor Lautner on his Tiktok, lots of people request him to join the trend. The impersonator even is now in many advertisements and even returned to It's ShowTime to make a (kinda) official sequel to this clip on a May 20, 2025 episode.
what hafen vella? why u cryin gen? ay nou. vamfayir rait? vamfayir will peyt 2 me. eeeddwaaarrddd? ay trust u 2 protik vella. wwwaayy ddiddd sheee nnooottt. ayyyy wwilll sssuurrreeee uuuu dddayyyyy eeedddwwwaaarrrddddd. ayyy wwilll sssuuurrreee uuuu ddayyyyy. frum now, cheeeeesssseeeee moinnnneeee. ayyyy haaaavveeee dddddiiiieeee eeevverrryydddeeeeyyy wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeiiiittttinnnnngggggg 4 uuuuuu ddaadddyyy ddonnnttt beeee aaapppprreeedddd ayyyyy wiilll lluvvvveeee uuuu fffooorrr aaaaa tttauuuusssaaaaaaannnddd yyeeeaaarrrsss
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It's what I does

A way to convey that what you do is far beyond the ordinary to others and at the same time mundane and boring to you..
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A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.
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what a wonderful fuck

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I don't know what to look up

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What's in Your Wallet?

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
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