Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024
Get the deez nutsmug. A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
Get the poo nut babymug. by frootdick November 9, 2019
Get the Cute Sneaky Nutsmug. When you cum on the girls pussy and rub her pussy with your big toe and spread your cum like butter on her pussy. Then as your fucking her your penis will have a golden look to it like butter does
by Ketchup in a jar December 5, 2017
Get the Nut buttermug. by Mattsavage November 1, 2017
Get the deez nutsmug. A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"
James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."
Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."
Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.
by Ramrodai December 30, 2024
Get the Nut-Warmug. by Sentinelstu505 May 18, 2020
Get the NUTSmug.