dr.tony

The legendary teacher known for harassing and touching kids at the park.

We all saw the Dr.Tony creeping on people in the park.

by perraaaaaaaa May 23, 2022

Furry Tonsils

Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.

"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."

by Gronkobopple May 24, 2022

Pepperoni tony

An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.

Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”

Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”

*gagging noises*

by Chonavibes May 25, 2022

Mushroom tonguer

Someone who u look at and just think fuck me what even are you

Out n about

1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by

2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer

by Down with the izzims May 26, 2022

Gazwegian Tonguelashing

Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy bubbles work their special magic.

Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?

Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens

by Aden Tudor May 27, 2022

Keith_Tong

Takes 3 sciences and gets all A*’s. Overall a big munkay

Such a Keith_Tong at school! Damn I wish I was a Keith.

by Goser June 14, 2022

Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022