Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021

Best friend

Actually the person I'm in love with..

Look at my best friend, I really like her.

by Hey No name February 28, 2021

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom

"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"

by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021

Friends

Friends are people who you are attached to that will be by you side no matter what, and also love you for who you are.

Even if friends move away, friends will always think about you, and try to comfort you, always.

Friends: Hey, you can always talk to us!

Person: Why?
Friends: We're your friends, obviously!

by Just Here. May 24, 2022