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Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.
by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024
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Peny Lane

Peny Lane is a person whose cuteness is so intense, even the thought about her warms your heart. Peny Lane is my baby pie
A hug from Peny Lane gives me peace.
by Poncho bubarski August 16, 2020
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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
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Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020
mugGet the Turtle Penismug.

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.
Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis
by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016
mugGet the Top off penismug.

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.
Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun
by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022
mugGet the Brennans curved penismug.

Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia
Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!
by smackfrommack January 7, 2017
mugGet the Penimug.

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