by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018

by joemamabigfat October 15, 2019

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together
At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.
by Phieyl June 29, 2023

by Pop13 May 4, 2023

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a
by butcheeck September 24, 2019
