Friends

Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.

People don't need friends they don't already have.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

The smiling friends go to brazil

A piece of media that stands out for being mundane to an absurd degree compared to it's other contemporaries. Often, the mundanity is the joke of the piece of media that is being discussed.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru is like the smiling friends go to brazil of Weird Al parodies.

by Hexagon Force August 14, 2024

Friend

A holographic projection designed to make you feel like you aren't alone in this world.

Scientist 1: Are the friends ready yet?
Scientist 2: They have already been projected... that poor kid

by No numbers in my name August 3, 2020

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

Danny’s Friends

This phrase describes any event or situation that suprised you in a hilarious, fun way.

Person A: When Alfonso said “Love ya” that was sooo Danny’s friends!!

Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!

by dannysfriend October 28, 2025

Satilite Friend

A friend of a friend that you otherwise not activly meet. Mostly you are not that close with that person. Without the planet, you dont see the satalite.

I know someone that could help but he is a satilite friend. Since this is not that importend, we ll find it out ourself.

by Münchner August 27, 2023

Pre-friend

The relationship between two individuals past acquaintanceship, but not quite at the level of friendship yet.

It can be used to describe a coworker or classmate with whom you wouldn't really spend a whole day alone with; but are familiar enough to wave at in a mall.

Brandon and John see each other every day, but they hardly spend time together one-on-one! Nato calls them "pre-friends".

by Nate Obenkrieger December 28, 2023