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Stick your penis in me
When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!
Stick your penis in me by AGuyWithAPumpedUpCockRightNow! November 23, 2011
Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.
John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS) by Godzirra! March 27, 2010
apple penis
Somthing that connor mclaughlin shouts at
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:
apple penis by A friend of a friend ;) October 12, 2008
thristy penis
a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated
Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"
skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"
Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"
skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"
Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"
thristy penis by Swift December 13, 2003