shot that horse in the face

When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.

I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.

by Metal Mermaid October 5, 2017

Busch to my face

Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!

Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!

by Busch to my face March 22, 2017

Smiley Face Emoji

An Emoji (☺) that expresses a thousand expressions. Usually, sarcastic, angry, threatening, dying inside etc.

Crush: Hey..

Me: Heyyy :)))
Crush: Look, I know you have a crush on me and really want to talk to me but... I just want us to be friends for now.

Me: *insert smiley face emoji

by Anonymouslybroken April 18, 2017

Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise

"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo

by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017

Resting-grinch-face

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.

Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.

by On the Buses February 20, 2018

buffalo wing face

A bloody, vaginal secretion mix, smeared on ones face through means of kissing after the woman sucks off a mans penis after intercourse with her period and he kisses her after

After Lafawnduh finished cleaning me off from that bloody snatch, bitch tried kissing me. I said " ain't in the mood for no buffalo wing face"

by D-crew August 1, 2016

Shush your face

When contracting all your face muscles at once in the hope that the person who witnesses it will never communicate with you again!

The witch Bianca threatened Rahhman by telling him to "shush your face" so Rahhman called the witch's bluff, and shushed his face in front of her in the attempt that he would never have to talk to her again. Unfortunately, it was just a dream, Rahhman never shushed his face to the girl that loves him the most and to this day Rahhman and Bianca share a very poisonous friendship that will carry on happily ever after.

by The Analytical Chemists R&B August 18, 2013