Double Decker

When two people have to poop simultaneously, so one person sits the the lap of another while facing each other on the toilet. If it’s a boy and girl and they are having vaginal intercourse while double decking, it’s called docking the buses.

Yesterday my bro and I had to both poo, but the spare bathroom was close. We ended up doing a double decker, luckily the bowl didn’t fill up.

My girl and I had to drop a deuce so we double decked. She’s got them big boobs though, so after a minute we docked the buses ;)

by MelonLord95 April 9, 2022

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double click to edit

that one thing that comes up when you add new text

Computer: double click to edit

Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

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Double Sit

When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.

Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 12, 2022

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Double-Numble

When 2 trains collide, but they are both going backwards. The last freight car on both trains are heavily damaged, leaving the locomotive just fine.

I heard there was a Double-Numble at the Cheyenne yard today.

by oh no, more definitions April 13, 2022

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Double Loading

that feel when a DC takes lysate and RNA and cures cancer. #electroporation

Damn dude my grandma was about to die until the DECKER too her DC and did double loading and saved her life. Thank god for science!

by mrallele April 13, 2022

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Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.

-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

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