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Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
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Baby-dropper price

A price so good, mama drops the baby in shock.
"$.99 A pound for cherries?! That's a baby-dropper price!"
by Preacher-Man May 20, 2017
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Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
by Alosie December 4, 2009
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Jiggle-a-bye Baby

Using your stomach flab to rock-a-bye baby to sleep while in a stationary position. Commonly used while in bed as the baby lays on moms tummy and is gently glided up and down on core fat/extra skin. A useful act for the mom pooch.
Tired Momma- “ I was too exhausted to get out of bed last night to rock the baby, so I jiggle-a-bye baby back to sleep.”
by Mom-in November 13, 2019
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Baby Back Bitch

Someone who locks you in a vehicle, usually the owner of the vehicle
by terryflaps324 September 21, 2017
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asshole butt baby

A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.
(someone) was being a real Asshole Butt Baby the other night on call.
by unkattack9000 February 10, 2023
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