When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
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Get the Baby-dropper price mug.A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
by Alosie December 4, 2009
Get the Waking the baby mammoth mug.Using your stomach flab to rock-a-bye baby to sleep while in a stationary position. Commonly used while in bed as the baby lays on moms tummy and is gently glided up and down on core fat/extra skin. A useful act for the mom pooch.
Tired Momma- “ I was too exhausted to get out of bed last night to rock the baby, so I jiggle-a-bye baby back to sleep.”
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Get the Baby Back Bitch mug.A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.
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