Peni

Another way to say penis but more classy

If you've ever watched the show shameless.

Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”

by Girlyknows101 May 22, 2018

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

Penis

Something small

My penis is small

by Isacjjk June 6, 2022

Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)

hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021

Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis

A big sausage that man have between their legs and they use it to pee and make babies.

"*Man Puts his long penis in the girl's pussy*

Girl : Aaaah~ Harder~~~

9 month later

They now have a daughter.

by SimplifiedExplenation January 12, 2022

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017