by mikeprogamingroblox69420 September 21, 2021

by learninggirl March 22, 2021

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.
The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
by alexseymour October 26, 2014

by akarr May 13, 2016

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.
by Master Engineer May 24, 2018
