bloody butt-fucking

An exclamation of the utmost frustration, combining elements of British and American slash-slang, and is not meant as a slur to gays or Brits.

"Bloody butt-fucking homework!"

"That bloody butt-fucking teacher!"

by draco<3harry December 28, 2005

violent butt fuck

to vishously fuck the butt while dumping the womans head in the toilet.

by Kevin October 12, 2003

police your butt

To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.

Hey man, you should police your butt.

by tbp010101010 March 6, 2010

nappy butt finger

when your finger goes throught the butt-wipe paper, you got a case of the nappy butt finger

ohhhhh nappy butt finer, nooooooo.

that's a nappy butt finger

ohhh nooo nappy butt finger

by victor michael May 19, 2010

Air-Butt-Guitar

the sexual process of placing ones hand in anothers butt extending the fingers, and wiggling them around as if one were playing the air guitar.

i totally banged this girl last night and played favorite air-butt-guitar riffs.

by joshal November 12, 2007

ding-a-ling butt

1) A homosexual
2) A male who recently served time in prison

You just got back from upstate? What's up, then, ding-a-ling butt?

by Jon Digga August 21, 2003

Sleep Dick-Butt

A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.

Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....

by Ryuuk November 4, 2012