Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius April 26, 2012

Brown bagging

During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.

She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.

by SiK June 5, 2017

Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

Code Brown

Code Brown happens when a husband returns to the bed, from the bathroom, having diarrhea and does not realize he has left his underwear off. Once in the bed and his tail pointing towards his sleeping wife, he thinks he needs to fart. Half asleep his releases projectile diarrhea all over his wife, the bed and walls. He wife awakens screaming and gagging. Based on a true story

Her husband upon returning to the bed released an Code Brown all over her and the bed with a foul stench.

by Big Daddy Grinch May 26, 2025

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Pimplin Brown

Either dark, scabby cuts on a person's ass. (usually, find out during $3x)
or
The perfect cookness of a marshmellow(between burnt and golden brown)

Jeff: When i was with veronica, yo her ass was pimplin brown

Jim: Awwwee, siiiick...

or

Nick: look, look...

Owen: what... ohh hot damn your marshmellow is pimplin brown..

Nick: ya i know its perfect...

by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010