Dirty Ptolemy

When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.

person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”

person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”

by nothing lass ;) April 30, 2020

Dirty Aidan

A sexy girl with huge titties and a gorilla grip

I could really use a dirty Aidan right now

by bashejdbdjnbdhdnb August 31, 2020

dirty Maxine

The dirty Maxine is when a woman necks a beer, smashes a siggy with her arsehole whole getting railed and then when she’s finished, butts the sig out in the males jap eye.

I took an alpha male home last night and gave him the dirty Maxine, to show him who is boss. :)

by D—Dogg March 10, 2023

dirty jessa

When you get pummeled in the ass nightly by a femboy SoundCloud rapper with cat ears.

Girl: Don’t date him. Don’t pull a Dirty Jessa. Not again, girlfriend.

by Hoe Exotic July 29, 2021

Dirty Noor

When you jell at your rabbit Maurice and he casually jells back that you’re a whore.

“You suck Maurice”
‘You’re a whore, dirty Noor”

by Verfaillie May 26, 2020

dirty jettln

a movement in which you stick your feet into a drunk mans asshole forcing him to annaly clip your toe nails.

dude i got dirty jettln'd last night at the party

by dickwitcha April 28, 2020

Dirty Irma

When your woman’s rides you so hard she literally breaks you back causing you to need spinal surgery!

Hey how did you break your back?

Dude my old lady got me in a Dirty Irma! Doctor say I may never walk again unless I have spinal surgery!

by SuperBeast January 26, 2022