The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019

Alaskan sweat bag

When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.

Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

Whole bag of dicks

22 Caucasian male dicks stuffed into one bag.

Tommy would have sucked a whole bag of dicks to spend spring break in cancun.

by 5 inches is average. I swear! September 2, 2016

trash bag face

The generic face made when removing a full, heavy bag of trash from a trash can. Generally entails a neck swivel of at least 90º to the left or right, slightly agape mouth (with top row of teeth showing), heavily squinted or almost completely shut eyes, and crinkled nose.

Although this face is a typical reflex to emptying a trash can, it is often commonly used when reacting to a disturbing/gross image or video, rejecting a member of the opposite sex, or hearing a particularly moronic statement from a close friend.

Tim was talking to Jay about their plans for the weekend when Jay said, "I hope we can go to the beach, I love playing in the snow." Tim then gave him the trash bag face and went about his day.

by mastergarbagebagger July 23, 2012

delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.

That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.

by Truth speaker April 17, 2012

bag o' juice

when a guy takes a garbage bag full of cum and beats the fuck out of a girl he dosent want to live anymore. Sometimes the garbage bag can be full or half full, 20 gallons of cum... savor the moment...

dude i just bag o' juiced that girl.

by funnydude114512 May 2, 2012

Douche bag wrapper

Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.

That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.

You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.

Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?

by girl from Madrid July 9, 2011