Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019

baby face's blaster

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve

its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled

scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed

by sniper nate October 23, 2020

Busch to my face

Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!

Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!

by Busch to my face March 22, 2017

Smiley Face Emoji

An Emoji (☺) that expresses a thousand expressions. Usually, sarcastic, angry, threatening, dying inside etc.

Crush: Hey..

Me: Heyyy :)))
Crush: Look, I know you have a crush on me and really want to talk to me but... I just want us to be friends for now.

Me: *insert smiley face emoji

by Anonymouslybroken April 18, 2017

Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise

"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo

by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017