Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 22, 2020

Gamer kid

Says his dad owns Microsoft or Sony. Gets angry easily. And jerks off with two fingers in a porta potty. never go's outside. Can talk shit and is bad at roasting.

And is a virgin.

Oh god it's the gamer kid agian

by SmugKid September 5, 2021

Kid

the thing you wanna round-house kick in the face because they threw a sock at you for no reason.

this was made by (ImNotTatvm) on twitter

'have you seen that kid?'
'Oh yea i heard they tried to kill you with a butter knife'

by ImNotTatvm November 22, 2021

Scene Kid

The next worst thing to a faggot; someone who likes hardcore bands, bands w/o talent, and/or music that they think is awesome when it is god awful; one who likes to take it up the ass because there are probably some lucky charms up there that were inserted during casual sex at the mall

Eww..look at those scene kids.

Yeah, I bet they are going to Auntie Anne's to butter their faces so the dicks are easier to slide into their mouths.

by deathdude March 15, 2011

Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

Billy the kid

A very young manager that has joined a high ranking managment team. Your typical Billy the kid, although very positive, will waist considerable time, effort and funds on things like powernappjng seminars and expensive but useless uniform upgrades which highlight their lack of real world knowledge.

The company just employed a Billy the kid. The company really needs some young vibrant ideas.

by Sam cannistan September 8, 2022