mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

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Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.

Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

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mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out

Dam girl you just mitt farted

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

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fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness July 01, 2022

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