whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and you can still fuck but it takes forever to cum

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Dick Hangover

When a girl or guy (depending on their preference) has either sucked, fucked or given a handjob to 5 or more dicks the previous night, and following the next morning, they are so tired from the previous night, that they have a "dick hangover". Usually applicable to hookers.

Girl: I'm sooo tired from last night
Guy: What did you do?
Girl: Fucked 7 guys at once. Now I've got a dick hangover.

by KaseyNah February 9, 2010

Sprekenzi Dick

Used when someone says something extremely negative.

guy: "you deserve to die, fucking cunt."

*girl cries*

bystander: "hey fella, sprekenzi dick?"

by IcedAngel337 July 3, 2009

Urban Dick

An Abbreviation for the Urban Dictionary

What does steez mean

Lets look it up on Urban Dick

by DJmastaP February 27, 2010

Dick Life

When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.

"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."

by BRYANT3 November 7, 2009

Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.

Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"

by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009

cock-dick

The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.

Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.

by Jerome Jenkins May 23, 2006