The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023.
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food
by Crystal_4x4 March 4, 2021
Get the Catsmug. Guy 1 - Jesus... Did you see the video with the two lesbians?
Guy 2 - No, what were they doing?
Guy 1 - The Cat Submarine.
Guy 2 - No, what were they doing?
Guy 1 - The Cat Submarine.
by CWRty July 1, 2018
Get the Cat Submarinemug. DUDE! Have you ever seen that move? That Cat has just literally somersaulted 3 times in the air and caught that ugly son of a gun mosquito! WAOOW! Impressive stuff!
by kEtE Agop January 8, 2020
Get the Catmug. by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022
Get the puff catmug. a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.
by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020
Get the big fat catmug. An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.
by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018
Get the Catmug. 