bag o' snacks

A chubby, overweight, out-of-shape youth.

"Check out that bag o' snacks trying to run over there."

"Yeah, he's puffing wind after running barely 10 feet."

by fmgate June 11, 2006

bag o' juice

when a guy takes a garbage bag full of cum and beats the fuck out of a girl he dosent want to live anymore. Sometimes the garbage bag can be full or half full, 20 gallons of cum... savor the moment...

dude i just bag o' juiced that girl.

by funnydude114512 May 2, 2012

delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.

That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.

by Truth speaker April 17, 2012

bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

by Kit April 3, 2005

The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019

botley bag lady

The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor

You are a saint

Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin

by DOTZZZ June 20, 2019

Douche bag wrapper

Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.

That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.

You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.

Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?

by girl from Madrid July 9, 2011