Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

Gay baby gang

The name of the Misfits fan base.
Created when swaggersouls said that their entire fan base consisted of gay babies while stoned

Swaggersouls: Our entire fan base consist of gay babies!
Fits: No, my fanbase are not gay babies their like gay preschoolers, yours are gay babies
Swagger: THEY’RE THE SAME THING!!!

Fitz: Do you know what people call our fanbase?
Toby on the Tele: No...
Fitz: the gay baby gang...
Toby: ...

by Faramalla November 2, 2018

creamy baby manboy

A creamy baby manboy who has a nice chode

What a kool kids he has a creamy baby manboy

by Hdhdkwbwksmns April 18, 2018

big baby scene

The act when Cheeks made a scene while playing cards at La Verne Casino.

Mr. Cheeks made a big baby scene that night of 08/23/2017 at La Verne Casino.

Mr. Cheeks big baby scene was deplorable and disrespectful to La Verne Casino.

by Nightmare on 5th Street August 25, 2017

Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.

"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.

by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018

drown the baby elephant

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.

She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.

by emptywheel August 11, 2018

Carrying a lumpy baby

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019