ass factory

1. someone who sucks so much rim, that one is forced to refer to him/her as an ass factory (usually from Boston, MA).

2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.

i.e. a New England Patriots fan

Josh: Did you see that New England Patriots game last Sunday?

Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?

Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.

Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.

by SteelerJav May 30, 2006

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

Hamburger Ass

The feeling of fecal matter trapped between the buttocks; refers to the sensation rather than the result (see dingleberry).

Lack of wiping or wiping improperly will result in hamburger ass.

by Professor English July 23, 2010

fuck-ass

someone embodying all of the qualities of douche-baggery but beyond the level of simply being a douche-bag...this might include neglecting his traditional roots or being a scientologist, for example.

Bob: Dude, I gotta pee - want to play swords?
Jim: Bob, you're a fuck-ass...

by Michipitonka April 20, 2006

Shit Ass

someone who always farts and it stinks so bad febreeze won't get rid of it.

ANTHONY YOU SHIT ASS QUIT FARTING!!!!

by Dro-o-holic March 23, 2009

ass crab

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

by Yuppie June 27, 2008

ass assassain

someone or something that rapes/assassinates asses when the person or thing is not looking

Tom is such an ass assassain,did you see him just assassinate Jon on the playground today.

by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008