Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.

"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"

by Burt Macklin FBI May 14, 2015

crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020

Ferocious Penis Fart

A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas

I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop

by Dickens In your mother June 22, 2020

fart cupcake

Someone or something who looks pretty but is really crummy

bruce Jenner is a real fart cupcake everyone thinks she's pretty then they look down

by Thekilz348 February 15, 2016

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

by HeH2028 September 27, 2022