Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
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Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.
Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.
by Chezwegs September 16, 2020
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penis

" Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.
by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019
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Penis

How is it like having a penis?
It is hard sometimes.
Damn, can i suck yours?
by Pepperoni_pii January 6, 2022
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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
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