Kids

A broken condom, derived from the word headache

Those aint my kids

by fuckmyass67 December 11, 2018

Fortnite Kid

An individual who is severely autistic and plays fortnite 24-7. Whenever this fucking cunts go in public they start doing emotes such as the Orange Justice and THE GRIDDY. They always shout into their $0.00003 crusty ass microphones and swear every second they get. You can hear their poor mummies shouting at them to eat dinner and they come back in less than 2 seconds to play fortnite. These rats always have a forntite accent, and always say "dogwater" and "yeayeayeayea", "I slept with your mum". THEY HAVE THE CRINGIEST USERNAMES like 69, noobplayer.

E.g: 5 year-old little Timmy is stuck in creative mode, shouting at everyone who 200-pumps him and has a real life. Timmy is a fortnite kid.

by Rico Lin March 7, 2024

Kid Dork

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name

Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"

by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022

Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.

North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids

by Central Kids September 9, 2019

kids

The most annoying thing you will ever encounter

I hate KIDS!!!!! There to loud. children

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018

Kid

Not mike wheeler.

Mike: wE'rE nOt KiDs AnYmOre

by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019

KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.

insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"

by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021