Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021

Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.

Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.

by Imamunch February 7, 2024

whart the fart

A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.

Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?

by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024

National fart on a gingers face day

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one

Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !

by Super unicorn 21 February 9, 2021

Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.

“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”

by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025

Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023