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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Fart Ghoul

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.
"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Mr farts

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult
"Have you heard Mr farts?Their music rocks!"
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023
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Fart

When gas comes out of your butt and into someone else’s nose
That fart smells bad
by Dudhdisjfklgfkk December 13, 2018
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Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022
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liquid fart

is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.
Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden
by flaming wolfs eye May 31, 2023
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stinging face fart

Girl sits on face farts directly up your nose sulfur burns sinuses eyes water may gag.
I was sleeping and some bitch gave me a stinging face fart.
by Dopeman 70 September 13, 2023
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