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A little monsters who always annoy me everytime. They are loud, jerk, hyperactive, and disgusting. They don't know when to shut up

The worst thing if they are screaming and crying inside airplane, I can't handle it and this makes me crazy.

These little bastard are sometimes super curious, they will do everything to figure it out what they want to know and sometimes they will do dangerous things. Sometimes, some parents aren't aware of their kids and let them do everything what they want. That sucks!
They are also fucking disgusting creatures. Their snot always come out of their nose and they eat it! Ewwwww! Or they put their finger to their mouth and touch me with their hands full of fucking saliva.
Person A: Hey, do you want to come to my house?

Me: Are your wife and your kids at home?

Person A: Yes, they always at home. My both kids are still toddlers and my wife is often overwhelmed to raise the kids. So yeah, raise a kid is so difficult!
Me: Okay, but sorry, I can't come because I'm busy today!

Person A: Okay, I understand that you don't want to meet with my kids
Me: Well, about that ...........
by nonexistentobject July 3, 2022
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Atlantic shores kid

Someone who is decently cool but fails in social skills because of the lack of normal environmental experiences as a result of not going to a real school.
Don’t talk to that person, that’s an Atlantic shores kid
by LDaddy69 July 4, 2022
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keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude
Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?
by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022
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iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.
Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."
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Kid Voss

best rapper to ever walk this earth. walking god
Person 1: Do you fw Kid Voss?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Let’s Make Out
by bigbodybenzbiddy August 10, 2022
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centre fresh kids

The 2K kids are generally called as Centre fresh boys. These generation kids (born after 2000) are mostly addicted to early stage gadgets usage, social media addicts and drug addicts. These CF kids even die for Instagram & tiktok likes & views. Don't have proper guts face problems in life & commit suicide easily. They also parallelly live in a fantacy world similar to MCU & DC world.
These 2k kids are such a "centre fresh kids"
by TBES August 12, 2022
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Sticky Kids

Another term for the sticky, white male ejaculate.
I shot my sticky kids inside of my girlfriend the other day impregnating her.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
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