HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by weave October 26, 2003

drop the kids off at the pool

Drop the kids off at the pool= another phrase for taking a crap.

Ill be right back, iv got to drop the kids off at the pool.

by CRC December 7, 2007

step off my grill

i would appreciate it if you would give me some space, you are too close to my teeth. (grill)

homeboy you best step off muh grill before you get dusted.

by HAR-MONEY May 13, 2005

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

by Tctc engineer May 30, 2018

get off my porch

When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.

Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.

by D.C. Proactive Vandal November 13, 2017

Saffron Saff-off Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger, might or might not include saffron

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Saffron Saff-off Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

ripped off my ass

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.

Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.

by budd April 24, 2005